Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!