Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...