George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...