That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...