Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...