12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...