Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
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Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
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Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
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You know you’re a Teacher if…
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Bad News 5
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Murphy’s nartial laws
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