Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...