Real opcodes
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Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...