Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...