Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...