THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...