Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...