Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!