Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...