Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....