Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...