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A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
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“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
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These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
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A man walks into a jewellers shop…
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