What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...