Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
A question for Bill Clinton
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Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
Ken: So Mr. President…
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Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Things not to say during sex!
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...