A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
1970 and year 2000.
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No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Check your Dirty IQ!
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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...