yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...