File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...