What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...