Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.