Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...