Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...