Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...