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Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Merry Christmas law
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Macho man!
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I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Extremely Drunk
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