Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!