Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...