What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Tombstone Epitaph IV
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Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
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Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
How’s business?
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For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...