More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...