Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....