What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...