A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...