Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.