Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...