The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....