Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...