Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...