Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.