If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...