Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...