The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...