Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...