Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
What does
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So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...