Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...