Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...