A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...