Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table