You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.