The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....